Gawkadent-     The act of another motorist smashing into another car while Gawking at your Boxster
Gawkermuck- The residue of finger prints and drool left over from people trying to look inside your parked Boxster.
Porschabuse-   The criminal act of leaving anything in an imperfect state on your Boxster or any Porsche (including dirt on the paint). Subject to fine or imprisonment.
Necksnapple-  The phenomenon of people jerking there gaze away when they think you might see them checking out your car.
Gadgetalation- The steps in parking your Boxster when the top was down.  Parking brake, press button, close latch, close windows, turn off V1, wonder if there is anything you forgot to turnoff, shut car off, press key fob, blink blink.
Mechaniphobia- I've read posts that really make me worried.  Will the Boxster hold up?  I'm having second thoughts Etc. Etc. Etc. DIE Horse DIE!
Plastowarble-   The unwanted crease in the soft top plastic window that forms when putting the top down
Paintchipsessive- A person that knows the exact number, size, location, date, and time, that all their paint chips occurred
Disoption-        PAG/PCNA's ability tomake options disappear faster than a speeding bullet
Optionenvy-     Wanting a discontinued option.
Colorpoof-        You order your favorite color and POOF its no longer available
Crotch-a-bev - The art of holding your beverage of choice in your crotch because you have no cup holders
Blinderfaking -  Acting like you don't realize everyone for a city block is eyeing your car down and staring straight ahead.
Mis-topocalculation- When you are at a stop light and decide to raise or lower your top and the light turns green.
Pufferstart -       The puff of smoke Boxer engines emit upon starting and burning off undrained oil
Unkeydexterous -  Getting into a non-Porsche and trying to find the ignition on the left of the steering   wheel.
Wazzaite - The people you see behind you at stop lights looking at the car and saying "wazza Boxster?" (Submitted by Keith V.)
JerkOff - What happens when an inexperienced driver attempts to engage first gear... and stalls the engine. (Submitted by Jered Stack)
Coinacopia- The phenom of someone expressing their opinion on PP's and ending with a different currency everytime representing "just my 2 cents".(just my 2 farthings, franks, yen, deutchmarks, etc)
Leakafreakin - When Oils leaking or coolants leaking and your a freakin
FakeFAQer as one who says they read the FAQ and didn't (Submitted by Bill Robertson)
Frust-Stick-ation - Should I get the Stick or the Tiptronic, stick or Tipronic......I just can't Decide#@@%
Stealerdealer - A dealer getting over MSRP for our dearly beloved.
Waxestion - The oh so inevitable question "Which wax should I use" or "Which wax is the best"
Warranteedium - The common act of obessesing over warantee periods and coverages that gets hashed over and over.
Boardom - the act of sitting in front of monitor reading Boxster message after message after message. Relief from other forms of boredom. A replacement boredom. A cure for the common boredom. (Submitted By, the one....the only.....Porsche Pete (Chuck Hammersmith)